When I was younger I used to throw away the sauce that came with chinese takeout. I thought the noodles had to be sweet. I used to dip my egg rolls in OJ.

I apologize to my parents, the owner of the restaurant, the god of chinese food, the people who had to eat what I left behind, and the planet for what I have done. <br><br>Edit: First I would dip my egg rolls in OJ, and then I would dip my noodles in the OJ. I thought that the reason the noodles and egg rolls were sweet was because they were absolutely dipping them in OJ before serving them.