I haven't kissed my wife in over 2 years.

My issue is my wife is a secretary. She works with ink and markers all day. She writes with pens, next to pens, on top of pens, and generally just deals with ink and markers that leak in to her skin, and more importantly, her teeth. I've seen her get ink and marker on her teeth more times than I've seen her actually eat lunch at work. I've asked her to stop putting pens and pencils in her mouth, but she has no intention of doing so. She doesn't take very good care of herself in general. She doesn't floss, she doesn't wash her hands often, she doesn't wash her face. She has knots in her hair so big it's to the point she can't even brush them out any more. And when I want to be intimate with her, she just turns around, and I get that wonderful whiff of stale cigarettes, and the hint of whatever ink she got in her teeth this time. She has no intention of doing anything about it either. So I haven't kissed her in years. We're thinking of getting a divorce too, and I'm happy with that.