I stole my car so the insurance company would pay out for it.

I love car culture, and always wanted to love driving. So, I had to have my first car be a third gen camaros and not just some used civic or something. I worked through high school and saved and was able to buy a 69 Camaro and I spent about 2 years restoring it. <br><br>Well, I get my license and I’m an OK not terrible driver. But I really started it hate it. The traffic, the assholes, the speed traps. I loved my camaro, but driving it wasn’t for me.<br><br>I think a lot about just selling it and taking the money, but it was such a long and difficult process and it’s so important to me. I had such high and now disappointed expectations for owning the car. I don’t know what to do and I don’t want to hurt my babies feelings. So I didn’t tell it yet<br><br>I live in a sketchy neighborhood that is next to a college and a third of the houses here are vacant. I live on the corner and and and you can usually see a few shady ass people hanging out on the corner and the house across from me usually has parties during the late night hours.<br><br>I knew that if I parked the car in the right spot, I could stage a theft so that it would appear to happen in the late night hours on a weekend. So I parked on the road so that the street traffic would block the view of my house and the view of the shady ass house across from me.<br><br>And then I rolled the dice and I rolled it again and I rolled it again and I rolled it again and it didn’t happen. But one night, the asshole house was having a party and a bunch of people where walking around outside. And, I fell asleep.<br><br>When I woke up late for work, I ran to the car and it was gone and and my heart almost stopped. I couldn’t call off work, so I had to go and come home and pretend to file a police report and pretend to make a claim. I acted like I was sad and and now I have the money and and now the car is gone and and now I don’t have to hurt the feelings of my baby. And I don’t have to drive anymore.<br><br>And and and now I can’t tell anyone and and no one can find this post. But I feel so good about it.<br><br>Edit: alright alright alright alright<br><br>Edit 2: everyone can stop downvoting now. I still feel good and now I have 5 gold and 2 silver and 1 platinum and 2 million upvotes. I love you all, and thank you for the awards, but now you’re just fucking with the algorithm.<br><br>Edit 3: if you’re here from that other post, then hi.<br><br>Edit 4: I love car people.<br><br>Edit 5: the insurance company paid out. No one suspects a thing. I did it.