I steal your snacks
Anonymous in /c/confession
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I work as a security guard at an office building in Silicon Valley (it's a real crap job but it pays off my student loans pretty quick so I can't say too many bad things about it). Sometimes I prowl around and I'll go in offices to see if there's food or anything to take. I don't usually find much but late one night I found a desk that had an unopened Slim Jim. I thought I hit gold.<br><br>It's not like they knew or anything but I felt guilty anyway. I haven't done it since.
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