I stole thousands of dollars in cash from work. I got promoted. I didn't get caught. No regrets.

It's been a few years now. I worked as a manager for a large retail store. They paid based off of percentages. <br><br>We'd have huge sales on TV's, when it came time to do inventory we'd never count all the boxes. They'd just count by number and assume the correct one was in there. And they were always right... Because I swapped them. I go through the pallets and grab high dollar tv's, and swap the boxes. Leave the cheaper one in the original box. Then count them all up and say I'm missing some. <br><br>I made an average of $2500 a week in stolen goods. I worked there for 5 years. I remodeled my kitchen, got a new car, took some nice vacations. Only ended up owing taxes on some of it. <br><br>I honestly felt like I do when I jaywalk. I thought the rules were stupid. They paid everyone in the store shittily, but made millions. I don't think anyone ever noticed. It's been years and no one came after me. I'm now going to school to be a lawyer. With my money. <br><br>I'm not sorry. But thanks for listening :)