Every night, I get up at 1:00 AM to put my kid to bed

He never shows any signs of being tired or sleepy, but at exactly 1:00 AM every night, he starts to look up at the ceiling and cry “Mommy, I’m tired, I want to go to bed!” I shrug and help him into bed, but every morning he’s down on the couch again, and I could have sworn... well, that’s now. <br>(I made this up)