LPT - If you allegedly have a ‘headache’ for the 12,000th time, you are either pregnant, faking it, or both. Act accordingly.

Edit - well this was a trip. Love y’all, even the angry ones.<br><br>Edit 2 - This has been quite the constructive thread! Please keep it that way.<br><br>Edit 3 - To all the ladies, I feel you, I really do. I hope this doesn’t come across as mean spirited or offensive. This was a post from the heart. I have a feeling my ex would frequent this sub. <br><br>Edit 4 - Please do not allegedly message me on other accounts you made for the soul purpose of trying to make a stranger feel guilty. I feel no guilt. Also, please do not show allegedly your friends this post. I don’t think they will Allegedly be excited to learn the truth.