LifeProTips (/c/LifeProTips)
If you haven't been inside a high school in 5+ years, you will be shocked
LPT: When trying to get to sleep but can’t think of your passcode, head to the lock screen and repeatedly press your finger on the fingerprint scanner and it’ll bring you back to the login screen.
LPT: If you are previously incarcerated and looking for a job, put “returning citizen” on your resume. There are programs that help companies hire felons.
Buy a cheap pair of scissors and use them as a screwdriver or other similar things because you don't need to ruin your good pair
LPT - If you allegedly have a ‘headache’ for the 12,000th time, you are either pregnant, faking it, or both. Act accordingly.
If you have a history of overeating, make sure you start eating before you go on a date.
LPT: The day before a storm, fill up your bathtub with water to ensure you have enough water to flush the toilets.
You can help curb the artificial Christmas tree shortage by purchasing a real tree and not demanding it look perfect.
Use a pancake recipe as the batter for homemade onion rings
If you are a little bit overweight and you get particular about what you eat, then you have to be very careful.
If you're a medical professional, you'll love the show WandaVision. It's chock full of syndromes.
If you're worried about someone's health or wellness after getting in a car accident, insist that they go to the hospital in an ambulance
Don't go into your 30s with unfinished business in your 20s. Make your mistakes now, not later.
LPT: If you own a house and have a relatively new flat roof / skylights make sure the snow doesn’t sit on them for more than a day or two.
LPT: If you wake up in the middle of night and your mouth is dry, you're probably thirsty - not hungry.
You can clean the inside of your refrigerator with a hair dryer
When drinking a cocktail, start with the weakest ingredient first to get an idea of the flavor
LPT: If you’re trying to quit dipping/chewing, don’t browse online dip/chew forums until you’ve quit for a couple years
LPT: Are you putting your groceries in the correct bag???
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