I lied about my height to get out of eating a pizza that was on the floor

One time, I got invited to a school event with some of my friends. During the event, my friends and I were sitting in some bleachers, talking and laughing. The time we were sitting there was also the time they served food, which was pizza. My friends and I didn’t get food because we were having so much fun. When we realized everyone had food, we got up and got some. <br><br>We took our food back to the bleachers and started eating. I had just taken one bite of my pizza when a friend accidentally pushed me and I fell over backwards and landed on the floor. In the process of falling, I dropped my pizza on the ground. I got up, turned around and saw my pizza was dirty and inedible. <br><br>As I stood there looking at my pizza, I didn’t know what to do because I was already starving and really wanted some pizza. I didn’t want to tell my friends I dropped my pizza so I could get another one. So I told them I had never been able to eat pizza because I was allergic. I also said I was only 4’9 for some reason and told them I was allergic because I was short. <br><br>So I went and told an adult I was allergic to pizza because of my height and they gave me a new one. They asked me if I was okay and I said I was fine. So I took my food and went back to the bleachers. When I got back to the bleachers, my friends asked me why I had food. I told them my allergy was okay and I could eat pizza now. <br><br>My friends looked at me like I was crazy and said “you can’t be allergic to pizza because of your height.” I looked at them and realized how dumb I sounded. They didn’t care that I lied to get more food so they moved on and we went back to having fun. <br><br>The rest of the day went well and when it was over, we all went home. After that day, I never forgot about my height allergy to pizza.