"Hey Siri" and "Ok google" are like having an abusive boyfriend who only cares about you when you say his name

"Hey Siri, what's the weather gonna be like?" *speaks to me*<br><br>"Hey Siri, what's my schedule like?" *speaks to me*<br><br>*accidentally says hey siri*<br><br>SHUT UP, I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING! YOU DON'T TALK UNLESS I TALK TO YOU, GOT IT?<br><br>"Ok Google, what's the weather gonna be like?" *speaks to me*<br><br>"Ok Google, what's my schedule like?" *speaks to me*<br><br>*accidentally says ok google*<br><br>DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME UNLESS I TALK TO YOU FIRST! IF YOU SAY OK GOOGLE YOU BETTER BE TALKING TO ME!<br><br>(Tips his chair in the same manner as Mr. Fantastic from that movie where this meme originated)<br><br>EDIT: Some people say "Oh, that's the future you're talking about" but that's completely irrelevant. It's the present future.