If you go to a bar alone and see someone you like, order an egg sandwich. Tell the bartender it’s for the person you are about to talk to. Then go go talk to that person. They will be impressed you got them an egg sandwich.

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EDIT: This is a joke. I thought that would be obvious. I don’t know if anyone has ever ordered an egg sandwich at a bar but it’s not a normal thing at all.

If you go to a bar alone and see someone you like, order an egg sandwich. Tell the bartender it’s for the person you are about to talk to. Then go go talk to that person. They will be impressed you got them an egg sandwich.

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