I played a prank on my brother when he was being born

As a kid I didn’t like how much attention my mom was giving my little brother and so I decided it was time to get some attention for myself. I got in trouble at school and told my teacher my mom was in labor and I needed to go home. I got sent home from school and when I got to my moms house I saw that she was indeed in labor but what she didn’t see was me hiding in the back seat with her. So I was able to go to the hospital with her and even made it into the delivery room unchecked. I hid behind the curtain and waited for my brother to pop out. When the doctor held my brother up I threw a rubber chicken out of the curtain and screamed “it’s the chicken boy”. I saw tears in my moms eyes as she laughed and saw my dad cry and laugh. I was escorted away by security and put in my room by my dad. The next day my mom asked me “how did you get to the hospital?” And I said “I hid behind your car”. She thought that I was a little asshole for lying to my teacher and hiding in her car but she confessed to me that “it was the funniest thing that ever happened to her” and that “she wished she had a camera to take a picture of it”. I saw that my dad had put a smile on his face when my mom was telling me this.