I gave my brother the biggest, smelliest, most disgusting shit he’s ever smelled and convinced him that it was from me.

When I was in the military, I was serving overseas in a base in Bahrain. My brother and I were chatting on Facebook one day and every time I use the latrine (bathroom) the smell was so bad it made me gag. I took a picture of one of the toilets and sent it to him with the message “This is what all of our toilets look like”. <br><br>Little does he know, I set up the screenshot in such a way that it looked like one of my turds was floating in the water. I’m pretty sure he, to this day, thinks that I shit in it.