I stole hundreds of dollars in food from my dorm cafeteria when I was in college.

It was ridiculously easy. All they required was your student ID, which could just be a plastic card. I found one on the floor, and using a Rorschach test and an exacto knife, I made my own ID with my name and student ID number, but with the name of a girl who lived on the floor above me. This was important, because I knew she always had a massive smile on her face whenever she ate. I could just flash that smile, show them my card, and they'd let me take whatever I wanted without even checking my student ID number.<br><br>Eventually, I started modifying the ID even more. I Rorscach tested a bunch of different colors, and I was even able to get a passable fake mustache out of one of them.<br><br>In the end, I think I was able to steal over a thousand dollars worth of food from that cafeteria.<br><br>Edit: I think I should clarify I didn't steal actual money. I stole food. The food was worth over a thousand dollars.<br><br>Update: Holy crap this blew up. I feel like I should clarify that I was using the Rorschach test ink to modify my ID card, not to modify my face. I was not eating in the cafeteria with black ink Rorschach test stains all over my face.<br><br>Also, I was not actually able to get a nice, thick, black mustache with the ink. It was more just a smudge.<br><br>Update 2: Wow, I didn't think you guys would be this interested. I just posted this just because it was funny to think about, but the sheer number of replies is starting to get ridiculous. I think I'm just going to stop responding to these for now, because there's just too many of them. Thanks for all your kind words and for taking an interest in my life.