I've never had a girlfriend, I'm 37 years old, but the other day I came home from work to find a note from the girlfriend I don't have on our bed, it reads: "I'll be back later because we're not done yet."

I'm not kidding people, I have no idea what is happening. I've been to my house, my car, and my workplace. There is no sign of her anywhere, or ever having been there to begin with. I started to think I was going crazy until I found the note. I don't know what kind of prank this is but it's sort of creeping me out. I've never had a girlfriend. I have never even had a real date that I can remember. I even stopped going to bars and clubs because it was pointless.<br><br>I have always been a loner, and people just don't seem to take an interest in me. I've given up on the whole thing, and I'm starting to imagine that this is some sick prank my brother is pulling on me, but I'm 99% sure he's not. Where the hell did this note come from and why? Am I really going crazy or has my life been turned into some kind of sick joke?<br><br>I've been cleaning my house every inch of it, and I don't see anything that indicates a female has ever been there. Nothing, I even went through my computer and there is absolutely no sign of anything out of the ordinary. Nothing seems to suggest that anything out of the ordinary has happened. I've looked through my wallet, my phone and everything else. There is no sign of anything strange at all, and I really don't know what's happening. I'm starting to think that maybe I did finally lose my mind.<br><br>I'm much too busy to be running around on the wild goose chase that this is shaping out to be, and yet here I am. Most people have a hard time finding a decent date, not me. Mine is imaginary. I actually find it kind of funny in a pathetic way. I thought about calling my brother on it, but I'm not 100% that it is him, and I'm starting to doubt that it is. I've been starting to watch my back, because while the note was creepy, and the whole thing is creepy- I don't want to start imagining things that don't exist just because of this one little note.<br><br>I gotta admit, I have been checking my bed every now and then, just in case she comes back. But I doubt it, I'm not sure why I keep looking at it. I mean, it's not like she's really coming back. Except I'm not so sure now. I'd been okay with the whole not having a girlfriend thing, but now I'm not. Now I have to know who this is. I have no clue, I really don't. I'm just going on with my daily life and just looking over my shoulder a lot, and I've been double locking all my doors and stuff. I really don't know what's going on, but I will tell you one thing, I'm not sleeping until I find out.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>Edit: There is nothing in my loft, or under my bed.