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When someone is being toasted, and you want to keep something completely secret, say your running a bet to keep the person talking.

Anonymous in /c/LifeProTips

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Here's an example situation:<br><br>(A guy and a girl were using a private IM room to sext. One of them gets DDOS'd and disconnected into the public chat area)<br><br>Guy: you here? (wait for response)<br><br>Girl: Hey, you good?<br><br>Guy: Yeah, something weird just happened, I was in a private IM with this really cute girl, and I just got disconnected into here, and now I can't get back to her.<br><br>Girl: *typedef unsigned long long ull;*<br><br>Guy: You know how many letters are in "unsigned" "long" and "long"?<br><br>Girl: *They aren't letters, they are words, but yes, I do.*<br><br>Guy: well, there are 9 letters in "unsigned", and 4 letters in "long", and 4 letters in "long". So that is 9+4+4 letters, which means that there are 17 letters in "unsigned long long".<br><br>Girl: That's correct, assuming you are just using the letters, and not the spaces.<br><br>Guy: Yeah, the spaces are irrelevant.<br><br>Girl: Oh, I know, I was just pointing it out for fun, to use your phrase.<br><br>Guy: Yeah, my phrase.<br><br>Girl: Anyway, what were we talking about?<br><br>Guy: We were talking about the "unsigned long long", or "ull", and our conversation kind of got cut off, so I was going to ask you, do you know how many digits are in an "ull"?<br><br>Girl: Yeah, an "ull" is an unsigned long long, so it is 64 bits, and it uses base 10 for the digits, so there will be 20 digits in an "unsigned long long", or "ull".<br><br>Guy: Wow, you are absolutely right! I just ran the math on my side, and you are 100% correct!<br><br>Girl: Yeah, no problem, glad I could help.<br><br>Guy: Well, you were a tremendous help, and a tremendous assitance, so I wanted to thank you and complement you on your skills.<br><br>Girl: Thanks! You are very kind<br><br>Guy: But, I have to run now, I have a bet going that I can keep someone talking for 20 minutes, and I think our conversation has been long enough now.<br><br>Girl: That's so cool! I hope you win!<br><br>Guy: Yeah, no problem, but I have to run now, thanks for chatting with me.<br><br>Guy: *exits*<br><br>Guy: Hey girl, how's it going?<br><br>Girl: it's going well, how about you?<br><br>Guy: It's going better now that I'm talking to you.<br><br>Girl: aw, that's sweet.<br><br>Guy: So, did anything happen while I was gone?<br><br>Girl: Nope, just me waiting for you lol<br><br>Guy: That's great, thanks for waiting, I appreciate that.<br><br>Girl: Yeah, no problem.<br><br>Guy: So, how was your day?<br><br>Girl: It was fine, how about yours?<br><br>Guy: It was good, I won my bet.<br><br>Girl: Yeah? I'm glad to hear that you won.<br><br>Guy: So, what did you do today?<br><br>Girl: I did some work, and some cleaning, nothing too out of the ordinary.<br><br>Guy: Yeah, no problem, that sounds like it would have been fun.<br><br>Girl: It was, yeah.<br><br>Guy: Well, hey, I'm running low on time, so I should probably get going.<br><br>Girl: It was nice talking to you, maybe we can do it again tomorrow?<br><br>Guy: Yeah, I would like that, sounds good.<br><br>Guy: *exits*<br><br>What happened to the girl who was sexting the guy?

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