If McDonald's was a person, she'd be my age, divorced, 3 kids, working double shifts, chain smoker/drinker and been around the block more times than she remembers.

Pretty hot in her younger days, but these days you can tell the years have taken their toll. The yellow teeth and tired eyes don't help but I still spend some time with her every now and then, because even though she's not good for me she still makes me smile when I want to treat myself.<br><br>Edit - There's enough comments now that I can't reply to you all but I love you people. Thanks for making my day :)