If you tell a man you've got a yeast infection and will have a cure for it in the morning, he won't be upset and will understand.

I have learned from an ex girlfriend (who was right) that if you tell a man you've got a yeast infection, he will be understanding and not mad. It's weird because men tend to feel like women always have to have a good reason to say no, or not be in the mood, but there is one magical phrase that makes them completely chill. This phrase is "I have a yeast infection and need to go to the drug store in the morning and get the medicine. I am in too much discomfort right now to have sex." <br><br>The second part is important. If you just tell him you have a yeast infection and can't have sex right now, he will bother the shit out of you, pushing you to change your mind. "Just once" "Are you sure?" "Maybe it won't hurt too much" "I'll be gentle" "Can we just do it in this position?" No, with the last part, he won't bother you at all. It's basically like waving a magic wand and saying "you're good now, I will let you go." <br><br>In fact, the phrase "I have a yeast infection" does a couple other things for you. It makes him never question you again when you say you don't want to have sex. "I don't feel like it right now" will be good enough from then on. It also makes him stop pushing for you to do things if you say you are in pain or uncomfortable. It also makes him not even bother trying to get you to do anything that you have told him you don't like. <br><br>There's also a second part to the magic phrase, a second part you say the next morning. "I'm going to the drug store, do you need anything?" He'll be like "No I'm good, thanks." <br><br>And honestly there is a third part. If you ever get a real yeast infection, just go to the drug store and get the medicine. If you are in pain and waiting a day, you are a fucking idiot and the yeast infection wins.