My aunt is the vice president of a company that makes surgical gloves, so whenever she visits she brings with her a bunch of really thin, translucent condoms. "One size fits all."

EDIT: She brought more over today. "One size fits all."<br><br>EDIT^2: Who would have thought that this would be the post to put me over 10,000 karma? I am so proud of all of you.<br><br>EDIT^3: Well, they were taking up so much space I had to do something with them. Now all of my fruit is protected.<br><br>EDIT^4: She left more in the fridge. I think she is getting tired of us making jokes about them. <br><br>EDIT^5: Tonight she brought 300 pounds of lube.