The most popular guy in school is not the guy who is popular with the students, but the guy who is popular with the staff.

The most popular guy in school isn't the jock or the class clown or the kid in the cool crowd who gets all the chicks, it's the kid who is the teachers pet and brown noses his way through school getting good grades. The guy who spends lunch sitting in the teachers lounge instead of in the cafeteria.<br><br>The principal and counselors do everything for him. He is always getting his senior project pushed back and spends lunch with the principal making speeches on how to improve school spirit. He is friends with the custodians and maintenance guys. The cafeteria ladies give him free cookies and extra milk. He is always chosen to spend Spring Break at the model UN in New York because they like him and trust him to "represent the school".<br><br>He gets all kinds of Senior Awards and gets chosen to give the speech at the graduation ceremony. He has his choice of scholarships because the principal and his teachers wrote glowing letters of recommendation. He is the one student all the teachers consider a friend.