Being lactose intolerant is the only allergy where people will laugh at you and tell you it's not that bad.

"Sorry I can't eat your wedding cake because I'm allergic"<br><br>oh that sucks maybe next time!<br><br>"Sorry I can't drink your milk because I'm allergic"<br><br>Hahahag you're not allergic, you just don't like it? It's not *that* bad?