If you break the bread at a fancy restaurant, make sure to tear all the pieces in half and put the halves of each piece together, so that everyone can tell which half was originally theirs.

I say this, because my wife used to always break the bread into two halves, and then give me the larger half. <br><br>There's only two of us at the table, and she always got to decide which half was larger. Once she figured out my trick, she would always give me the smaller half since "I always get the largest half".<br><br>Now that you've read this post, this may have just become the reason you break the bread in half in the first place. It's not to "keep your wife from eating the bigger half", it's because you heard a story once about a couple that always had to break the bread in half just to make sure you got a fair half. <br><br>Edit: Thanks for all the awards. I'm currently at 32, which is a record for any of my posts. You guys rock!<br><br>Edit: I'd like to add that you shouldn't break the bread at all, and instead you should just tear a piece off and eat it.