vegan cheese doesn't taste like cheese to get you to drink less milk. it tastes like soap because you're not supposed to be eating cheese in the first place.

It just makes sense to me.<br><br>EDIT: wow this blew up. thank you kind strangers for the silver and gold. you're too kind.<br><br>EDIT 2: for the people in the comments defending vegan cheese saying it's amazing and tastes like cheese etc : exactly. so you're telling me you can makevegan cheese that tastes exactly like cheese? then why isn't it served at every cheese party? what's the excuse now? also you can't just say " cheat cheese". that means nothing to me. I don't know your apparent universal 'cheat cheese' so you need to specify. name a brand if you want me to consider it 'cheat cheese'. 'cheat cheese' could be anything, I could say that my neighbours dog is 'cheat cheese' ffs.<br><br>EDIT 3: <br><br>I just want to say that I love reading your comments and your passion for cheese and vegan cheat cheese is inspiring. I just want to reiterate that my intention with this post was not to offend or attack you, so please don'tthink that I'm slighting you if I don't respond to your comment right away, or at all. I have a lot on my plate right now and I have responsibilities to tend to, so I might not respond to you straight away.<br><br>But if you want to message me and ask me anything or talk about anything, I'm happy to make cheat cheese and have a conversation.<br><br>And to clarify about 'cheat cheese', it's not that I think your vegan cheese tastes like soap, it's that I think the majority of people (excluding you, I'm sure) think that vegan cheese tastes like soap. so if you tell anyone you eat vegan cheese, they'll react as though you told them you eat soap. <br><br>Anyway, I digress. You are all beautiful and you all deserve to enjoy the cheat cheese that you eat. <br><br>May you live up to your potential and be all you can be. <br><br>And remember. you are enough. <br><br>Thank you.<br><br>EDIT 4: wow thank you strangers for the gold and the platnium. you're too kind.<br><br>EDIT 5: <br><br>hey brians: please stop.<br><br>EDIT 6: <br><br>I've been getting a lot of comments saying "vegan cheese bad now. i want it to taste like cheese." <br><br> yea, exactly. now you know how we feel when you tell us to drink almond milk because cow milk is bad for us. you want to make us drink something that tastes like soap? why would you do that? <br><br> make almond milk that tastes like regular milk, or just let me drink regular milk. <br><br> same with cheese. <br><br> it's not our job to make you follow your diet, chef. it's your job to make us food we enjoy. <br><br> i don't care if you're vegan. i don't care what your agenda is. <br><br> if you want me to eat something, make it taste good. <br><br>EDIT 7: <br><br>I am blown away by the amount of support I've gotten from vegans for my soap agenda. <br><br>thank you all so much. you're beautiful.