The cone of shame was probably made by a veterinarian who was tired of being pissd on every time he went home.

Seriously, have you seen those things? The dog can’t even walk around inside without wetting himself. <br>The vet comes home, puts the cone on his dog and then sits on his throne to take a nice comfortable piss and watch as his retriever is overcome with the sensation of his cone aiming his piss stream right back at his balls. <br><br>I bet he feels like a king!<br><br>Edit: I definately did not expect this to blow up! <br><br>Also, I cannot verify that it was actually a vet that invented these things, I’ve googled this for a few minutes and didn’t really find anything that said it was a vet, and I also couldn’t find anything that said it was not a vet. <br>So until further notice, I am going to claim that it was a vet that invented the cone of shame.