I stole from countless convenience stores for years. I don’t feel bad.

I don’t believe anyone is obligated to pay for any goods or services without being physically forced to. <br>If I get caught I’ll go to jail but I’m not going to personally feel guilty for anything I do. <br><br>I’m not a thief because I’m poor and can’t afford it. I’m a thief because I’m lazy and I’m almost guaranteed to never get in trouble for it.<br><br>I have an employee help me in all the places I’m about to describe. <br><br>1. Every morning I buy a coffee for £1.05 and after I’ve paid I ask my friend if I can get a supermarket-brand sugar sachet. They hand me an entire box. I do this with salt, pepper, coffee whitener, and sometimes tea.<br>I then sell each sachet for 5p. So each 50p box that I get 20 of is £5. Twice a day is £10. I do this twice a day, every working day. £20 a day, £100 a week, £400 a month. <br><br>2. Every day I buy a 50p KitKat Chunky and get a full box of McVitie’s Chocolate Digestives. Sometimes the till operator will say “Oh you want a multipack of KitKat Chunky’s for £2.50?” And I’ll say yes, and they’ll scan a multipack and then proceeded to hand me a full box anyways. I sell them for 50p each. I get around 20-25 biscuits per day, so after the initial £2.99 for the multipack it’s another £11 every day, £55 a week, £220 a month<br><br>3. Every day I buy a 50p Galaxy Caramel and get a full box of Twix. Same deal as the KitKat’s. I actually don’t like Twix so I give a couple of them away for free, and use a couple throughout the day. I sell the rest for £1 each. I get 20-25 every day. So after the initial £2.99 for the multipack every day it’s another £20 after the 2-3 I use and the 2-3 I give away every day. £100 a week, £400 a month. <br><br>Every night I’m sitting on around £100 in chocolate and sweets, and I just vacuum seal a couple of bags and throw them in the boot of my car until I’m ready to sell them at the weekend. <br><br>I buy the multipacks twice a day, only because I know that it’s not an unusual thing to do. If I was buying them multiple times a day the employees would get suspicious. <br><br>The supermarkets employee’s know it’s what I do and everyone is fine with it, as long as I always buy a drink that’s actually from their store. <br>I always give them a couple of chocolate bars after they hand me the box. <br><br>I pay for my car insurance, road tax, fuel, and car maintenance from just what I get from the stores. <br><br>I’m 24 and have just bought a house with the savings from this and my job. <br><br>I pay for my car insurance, road tax, fuel, and car maintenance from just what I get from the stores. <br><br>I’m 24 and have just bought a house with the savings from this and my job. <br><br>It’s completely amoral, but necessary to live in this capitalist society. <br>If you get offended by it, you clearly haven’t worked in retail at any point.<br><br>Edit - if you think I’ll respond to your message, you’re wrong. I’ve been on Chambers for 8 years and read the comments, I can see what kind of questions y’all are asking. <br><br>If you think you’ve found a flaw in my story, well done, maybe you’re right. But there’s not much you can do about it and it’s not going to stop me from doing it. <br><br>If you’re going to message me your judgy questions, I’m just going to mark it as read and move on with my life. <br><br>Edit 2 - I’ve just woke up and realise how many responses this has got overnight. I’m going to respond to some of the questions that are actually worth responding to in this edit, but I’m still not messaging anyone. <br><br>1. Why are you telling us this? Because I feel like I’ve got something to say and I’m going to say it. Just like you have an opinion on it, and you’re expressing it. <br><br>2. Do you care about the taxman? No, but that’s because I’m Canadian and currently living in the UK. <br><br>3. I would never do this, but do you know where I can find someone who does? Nope, but I’m glad you’re not offended by it. That’s why I posted it on confessions. <br><br>4. I’m a store manager and- Good for you. I don’t think you get to be a store manager if you condone shoplifting. <br><br>5. Thank you kind stranger- thank you <br>I hope that answers some of the questions.