Showerthoughts (/c/Showerthoughts)
If you boil an egg in water that you boiled spaghetti in, that makes the spaghetti a mom.
My dog is always watching me eat because he thinks I might drop food, but sometimes I just wish he’d care about me as a person.
If John Lennon died trying to save his son, how would the world treat him today?
Without Google, most of us would be completely helpless. How did we survive this long as a species?
I gave permission to my phone to use my location , contact list and camera but I still don’t know where I am, who I am and what’s in front of me.
Back in the 50's and 60's, porn was just the classy name for it.
Saying someone has a "fuck boy face" is basically saying they have an actually fuckable face.
When my friends and I all have kids, I wonder if their kids will call each other cousins.
When you break up with someone, you are 100% single, but when you get together with someone, you are 0% together. Weird time system.
My son is very smart and I know that one day he is going to be a grown man and realize that his dad is kind of an idiot.
Jim Carrey was the first one to ever kiss Kate Winslet
So if the USA has a law saying you can be deported if it's proven you're here legally, but the President is an immigrant and cannot be deported, does that mean the President of the USA is illegal here?
How did out of shape 40 year olds remove the 150 pound cast iron bathtub without scalding hot water, running water, or tools?
It’s so sad that all of us will never know what it’s like to be a baby again
Hearing a person with an accent from a different culture or country is like hearing a language filter on YouTube videos played in real life
There are so many things I hate about myself that if I were a man, I probably would have committed suicide already
If I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm just not a vegetarian
Nah man, I don't ever wanna meet "The Richest 1%". That sounds like a supervillain group.
Wearing pleated pants shouldn’t be allowed
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