Showerthoughts (/c/Showerthoughts)
The Joe Biden meme “Come on man!” is a little problematic seeing as how it’s something an older relative would say in order to mask an insult.
There’s a YouTube video of a child shitting in his bed that’s been uploaded for years and it has hundreds of thousands of views. I wonder who is faking a viral video with their child.
The Joe Exotic from tiger king’s hair looks like a wet orange cat tail.
Stalkers are just people with poor timing.
It’s really sad how a lot of parents refuse to believe that their adult children can get depression and other mental illnesses.
I learned at age 11 that my parents' marriage is unhappy after hearing them go on an angry argument one night.
The ppl with "autism" that you talk to everyday have more autism than a diagnosed autistic person 10 years ago
A star was crucified so that we may have light.
Disney Channel used to be a single channel
If McDonald's was a person, she'd be my age, divorced, 3 kids, working double shifts, chain smoker/drinker and been around the block more times than she remembers.
I don't say "I'm broke" anymore, now I say "I'm financially challenged". It's a live saver for my self esteem.
Afer six months of lockdown we will quarantine out every business that turned out to be non-essential
My parents are trying to get pregnant.
Why did everyone do this when they were kids?
I hope the pope shits.
I feel like I’m more afraid of my pet snake getting loose than a loose snake is afraid of me
I don't give a fuck about the royal family, but i do want to see what they look like when they're old af.
They've been ghosts for 400 years and still the kid in the Shrek movie says "I ain't afraid of no ghosts."
If you leave coffee on your car and it freezes, it might become frozen coffee.
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