Just gave my home network an insane amount of password, got in my car to drive around the corner and forgot it. anon • 2025-10-22 06:25 UTC
Sleep isn't an indicator of a person's personality, but sleep schedule is. anon • 2025-12-04 01:50 UTC
“Don’t knock it until you try it” is valid advice, but so is “Don’t try it until you knock it”. anon • 2025-11-22 09:20 UTC
Bread always gets bad PR when the Bible talked about Satan being a bad apple. anon • 2025-10-21 03:25 UTC
The 5 love languages are actually just the 5 needs in order for people to survive, and people just have different priorities. anon • 2025-10-20 00:15 UTC
I'm not saying I was a bad kid, but on my first day of school I was sent home for hitting a kid, or maybe it was for throwing a picture I drew across the room. Those two stories are usually the ones my parents tell about my first day of school. anon • 2025-11-24 00:30 UTC
There’s an episode of the Muppet show where Kermit the Frog got arrested for fraud by mistaking him for a real frog. The boys in the cell only know Kermit as a real frog too. I just want to know who wrote that episode and what the hell went through their mind to write that episode. anon • 2025-12-07 06:55 UTC
Those "youtubers in real life" videos were more accurate than we thought a few years ago. anon • 2025-10-26 01:50 UTC
vegan cheese doesn't taste like cheese to get you to drink less milk. it tastes like soap because you're not supposed to be eating cheese in the first place. anon • 2025-10-16 04:40 UTC
Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Gavrilo Princip are the two most important people you've never heard of. anon • 2025-12-10 20:35 UTC
American fridges are just so fucking big it makes me cry cause I have to care about the environment when they don’t anon • 2025-11-26 11:40 UTC
Men always talk about how women before 30 are superior to women after 30... but why don't women ever talk about how men before 30 are superior to men after 30? anon • 2025-10-24 08:30 UTC
Telling a guy he's ftp in the sack is just as hurtful as telling a girl she's ugly anon • 2025-10-20 17:54 UTC
For every person you see with a tattoo you don’t like or think is ugly, it’s a person who has that exact tattoo and loves it. Everyone has the exact tattoos they want. anon • 2025-12-05 11:40 UTC
The most terrifying time in history was when soap was widely available to the public but hand sanitizer wasn't invented yet anon • 2025-10-15 21:35 UTC
The Sims 4 has a "no emotions" pack, The Sims 5 has been delayed to 2025, and The Sims 4 almost became The Sims 5 years prior. anon • 2025-10-29 23:37 UTC