Not only is the line moving at the grocery store, it is literally three feet in front of you. anon • 2025-11-18 07:30 UTC
Humans are so stupid and I’m not just talking about regular humans, I’m talking about all of us. anon • 2025-09-14 11:50 UTC
People who talk on their cell phones in a restaurant have louder voices than anyone sitting in the restaurant. anon • 2025-09-18 13:02 UTC
Ebenezer Scrooge was the first person to say "This could be kitty cat, I'm not clicking on it." anon • 2025-11-26 21:40 UTC
A postman once told me that being a dad is nothing like being a mailman because he only gets to see my mom for 2 minutes each day. anon • 2025-12-08 01:10 UTC
The fact that we have to get up at a specific time to go to work, school, etc. to follow a schedule would make it impossible to be a morning person. anon • 2025-10-11 23:21 UTC
We don't have flying cars because otherwise stupid people or drunks would kill a lot of people accidentally anon • 2025-11-16 20:55 UTC
It's weird how everyone hates the "boys locker room" and "girls locker room" dynamic, but no one complains about the "women's restroom" and "men's restroom" dynamic anon • 2025-09-17 03:12 UTC
I WATCHED MY SON TAKE A crt and throw it in the dumpster. I was in so much pain I had to go cry in the parking lot. anon • 2025-11-30 13:10 UTC
The most iconic moment in the Big Bang Theory had nothing to do with the main cast, but the brief appearance of the real LIGO scientist in the final scene. anon • 2025-11-01 11:15 UTC
The main villain of Bee Movie is basically Europe from the 1600s-1800s in the Americas but instead of bees it’s humans and instead of honey it’s the earth’s resources. anon • 2025-11-29 14:50 UTC
The grass is always greener on the other side because you won't have to mow it. anon • 2025-10-22 01:31 UTC
The fact that YouTube thinks I’m interested in hand washing my face for 10 minutes is worrying. anon • 2025-11-24 06:25 UTC
We can see the imperfections of our ancestors' creations - everything from the pyramids to the skillfully drawn caves - but not our own. anon • 2025-10-20 05:08 UTC