The rise of “No contact Info until we close the sale” is a great example of how companies are against you and don’t want to talk to you after you have bought their product. anon • 2025-10-29 18:40 UTC
When we'll die, we'll all have the same amount of time living this life. It's not about how long we live, its about how much we live in the time we have. anon • 2025-11-22 21:40 UTC
Atheism is not the absence of faith but the rejection of irrational belief systems. anon • 2025-09-17 11:07 UTC
Fact-checking is now officially deemed too time-consuming by the news media. anon • 2025-10-28 18:35 UTC
"Yakitori" which is Japanese for chicken livers, hearts, gizzards, etc., wouldn't be popular in Japan if it weren't for tourists. anon • 2025-09-18 05:50 UTC
People who are "addicted to their phone" aren't addicted to their phone. They are addicted to the dopamine released by social media. anon • 2025-09-17 13:17 UTC
The most popular guy in school is not the guy who is popular with the students, but the guy who is popular with the staff. anon • 2025-10-20 06:00 UTC
My toilet paper only has 50 sheets per roll, but I counted all of them and there's 51. anon • 2025-10-19 03:50 UTC
I feel like Instagram influencers should use public restrooms more often so their followers will see how shitty the world really is. anon • 2025-11-20 06:15 UTC
If aliens ever did come to Earth and wanted to study human behavior, they would likely create their own social media platforms. anon • 2025-09-16 11:22 UTC
People saying "world's best dad" or "world's okayest dad" on a shirt are definitely not the world's best/okayest dad. anon • 2025-11-21 03:25 UTC
Apparently, if you consistently shine a blue light at your testicles, it could boost sperm count by up to 52% and sperm motility by almost 12%. So, could I increase sperm count up to 104% if I knocked back a blue pill? anon • 2025-12-06 07:36 UTC
Bugs Bunny’s iconic catchphrase should’ve been “What’s up y’all?” since it sounds like that with his accent anon • 2025-10-09 23:26 UTC
I wonder what my cat thinks when he comes to wake me up at 3am every night anon • 2025-10-13 18:15 UTC