Every American high school student is taught that it's an incredibly important rite of passage to lose your virginity in the boys' bathroom at the school, but there's absolutely no truth to this. anon • 2025-09-18 09:26 UTC
It's really weird that we call dancers "dancers" when really they are just "movers of your attention away from how nothing is happening" anon • 2025-09-15 06:34 UTC
Why do people use a knife to spread butter when a fork does the job better? anon • 2025-09-18 16:38 UTC
Cats can survive up to 2 weeks without using the litter box because they are secretly ashamed of using it. anon • 2025-09-16 22:10 UTC
You can get free fast food from most restaurants for 30 minutes after a funeral. anon • 2025-09-17 01:46 UTC
We're all just pretending to work because our parents told us we had to get an education to succeed in life anon • 2025-09-18 01:31 UTC
The "Ladies First" rule for getting out of your seat on an airplane should be changed to "Preemies First" so that parents of preemies can go ahead of parents of full term babies. anon • 2025-09-16 20:00 UTC
Millennials are now the parents who won't let their kids go outside without a phone anon • 2025-10-12 01:45 UTC
There are so many baby names that literally sound like they were made up by a sociopath as a disguise. anon • 2025-09-17 10:24 UTC
It's weird that we equate a man's worth to how much money he can provide, but we call that chauvinism when we apply the same to women anon • 2025-09-16 13:31 UTC
The world will probably be overpopulated and run out of space before it runs out of paper. anon • 2025-09-18 15:55 UTC