Showerthoughts (/c/Showerthoughts)
Every American high school student is taught that it's an incredibly important rite of passage to lose your virginity in the boys' bathroom at the school, but there's absolutely no truth to this.
It’s kinda sad that women have to show skin to get compliments.
If you don’t die first, you won’t ever be remembered after you die
After looking at a map of the world, I'm sure a large percentage of people have never left their own continent. So then when you travel somewhere, it's incredible to think every single person you see has left their continent
Why are police officers called "cops" when they're more like "lawyers"?
It's really weird that we call dancers "dancers" when really they are just "movers of your attention away from how nothing is happening"
Why do people use a knife to spread butter when a fork does the job better?
Cats can survive up to 2 weeks without using the litter box because they are secretly ashamed of using it.
You can get free fast food from most restaurants for 30 minutes after a funeral.
Being a man is really tough and no one appreciates it.
When you sleep in a tent, people call you homeless. When you sleep in a one-bedroom apartment, people call you a minimalist. What it actually makes you is frugal.
We're all just pretending to work because our parents told us we had to get an education to succeed in life
The “sun's out, guns out” trend needs to stop
If you're nervous when riding in a car but not a plane, you could be flying.
The "Ladies First" rule for getting out of your seat on an airplane should be changed to "Preemies First" so that parents of preemies can go ahead of parents of full term babies.
Spacecrafts are just the fancy term for garbage that is thrown away into space and never brought back
Millennials are now the parents who won't let their kids go outside without a phone
"Shut the Fuck Up" is a song that me and my friend made and it's literally just us saying "Shut the Fuck Up" for 3 minutes so I could get 3 credits for one of my classes.
There are so many baby names that literally sound like they were made up by a sociopath as a disguise.
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