What if our brain’s are just simulated by supercomputers run by blind scientists? anon • 2025-09-18 17:22 UTC
When a kid's first pet peeve is "don't touch my stuff", it's probably good parenting. anon • 2025-09-18 14:29 UTC
If aliens came to Earth and watched a whole episode of The Bachelor, I think they would conclude that we're a planet of rapists. anon • 2025-09-16 20:43 UTC
Humans are like cats but we can walk upright and we can speak but we still don't have an idea why we lick ourselves. anon • 2025-09-18 06:34 UTC
"God" is just a really really old and powerful scientist who's bored and looking for ways to fuck with humans. anon • 2025-09-15 13:46 UTC
I don’t understand how people can say “I bet I could do your job for a day and do it better” but then say “I couldn’t do your job for a day” when they’re the same statement. anon • 2025-09-14 14:43 UTC
Cats will destroy your curtains but you can hang a string from the top of the door and put the food on the end for them to eat and they won't knock anything over. anon • 2025-09-15 01:31 UTC
The day will come when humans no longer inhale and exhale oxygen and release carbon dioxide. anon • 2025-09-18 00:05 UTC
What would happen if you had a normal, non-vaccinated human and a person with zero immunity from vaccines anon • 2025-09-14 10:24 UTC
When someone is depressed, they're not "seeing" things differently, they just see things and don't care. anon • 2025-09-16 09:12 UTC
Why do we always assume a man raped a woman when a woman raped a man, it's a man? anon • 2025-09-14 09:41 UTC
It's really sad that the average person can't go 48 hours without looking at their phone. anon • 2025-09-17 11:50 UTC
If aliens are coming to Earth, then they're coming to visit me because I'm 100% alien. anon • 2025-09-16 04:53 UTC