What is the most cringe thing you've come up with that's stuck with your friends?

Pretty much in the title. Awhile back I came up with "I'm going to holler at my horse and then cherish him" after having a selfcare day. You can imagine how my wife rolled her eyes at it, but she also laughed. I've also said that after I die I want my head to be cremated and put in a bell jar that my wife can use as a paperweight on her desk. I've also decided that when I'm truly done with an idea I like to write it on a piece of paper, light it on fire, and let the ashes blow away. Because the idea is truly dead at that point.