$60 for a tsp of pure stink

Would you pay $60 for a teaspoon of pure stink?  If so, you’re in the right place.  I’ve been puttering around with stink for a year and a half now, and I’m proud to announce that I have enough stink extract to fill my 4ml glass vials.<br><br>That’s a tsp worth.  It’s disgustingly potent, so I wouldn’t need more than that anyway.  But I think I’ll still buy some more stink and extract it because, you know, you never know when you’re gonna need a tsp of pure stink.  Never know when you’re gonna run out of anything.<br><br>I know of you leaving comments on this video saying you want me to sell my stink.  Yes, I’ve been watching comments and I’m happy to say that I will be selling it.  It’s not a batch of stink you’ll be buying - it’s a tsp of pure stink extract purchased for the low, low price of $60.<br><br>You might be thinking to yourself “wait a minute…can’t you buy like 300 stink bugs for that price and extract the stink yourself?”<br><br>Yes you can, but you’re a consumer of stink just trying to make your life a little bit easier.  You don’t want to have to extract it yourself.  What if your hands get all stinky?  What if you disgust your husband by releasing some stink at the dinner table?  What if you get some stink on your carpet, your favorite armchair, your good dress?<br><br>Sure, you could do that for $10, but for $60 you don’t have to worry about any of that.  You just need to give me your money.  Don’t worry about where I get the stink or how - that’s none of your concern.  You just put your money in my hand and I’ll give you your tsp of stink.  Would you rather have the stink or the money?  You’re gonna eat the money, so you might as well have the stink.  You can’t eat the stink, but you can’t eat the money either.  You can’t eat either of them, so it’s a level playing field.<br><br>You’re trying to make me feel guilty about my pricing.  You’re telling me that my stink is too expensive so that I will lower the price.  Well I won’t do it.  I’m a free market capitalist and I’ll price my stink how I like.  And if you don’t like it, you can buy your stink somewhere else.<br><br>You can’t buy your stink somewhere else though.  We have a monopoly on stink.  There’s only one seller of stink in the world, and you’re currently watching him eat sour cream on Youtube.<br><br>I know a few of you would pay full price for my stink.  You’re excited - I can feel it.  Sure, I’m a price gouger.  Sure, you could extract the stink yourself and save 90% on the purchase.  But you don’t want to extract it yourself.  You don’t want to even get your hands on a stink bug.  When you eat at a restaurant, you don’t go in the back and watch them cook your meal.  You don’t go on the farm and watch them slaughter the chicken.  You see something on the menu at the restaurant, you eat it.  You don’t want anything to do with the quality you use.  You just use it.  And when it’s gone, you buy some more.  That’s how I am with the stink.<br><br>Now I know that most of you aren’t going to buy my stink.  Most of you would far rather extract it yourselves.  In fact, I’m the only person who would buy my stink.  But I’m not going to lower the price just because there’s only one demand for it.  $60.  That’s what I’m charging for my stink.<br><br>I’m doing this for capitalism.  Sure, I hate my life.  Everything pisses me off.  But I sell stink for a living.  I’m a capitalist.  And capitalism is all about pricing your goods at whatever the free market will bear.<br><br>My stink is a premium product.  Sure, I squeezed it out of a couple of stink bugs.  But I squeezed it out of a couple of stink bugs with my bare hands.  I put a lot of time and effort into squeezing this stink.  I even went through the trouble of buying a glass vial and a label to sell it in.  And there you have it: my premium stink product.  It’s sturdy enough to withstand a tsp of stink.  I didn’t skimp on the materials.  I could have used a plastic vial.  I could have used a light plastic vial instead of a heavy glass one.  But I didn’t.  I decided to skimp on the stink instead of the vial.  I only put a tsp of stink in there instead of a full vial.<br><br>You can buy my vial of stink on this website for $60.  That’s right, you don’t have to go to the stink grocery store, drive your car, find parking, I’ll just send it to you in the mail.  I’ll send it to you for $70.<br><br>This is how I’ve been spending my time for the last week.  Extracting stink.  Buying vials.  Taping labels to the vials.  Making this video.  I would much rather spend my time doing just about anything else, but I’m not going to waste my time for nothing.  I need to make money.  So put your money in my hand and I’ll put some stink in your hand.  You can put the stink in your nose and smell it.  Does it smell like stink?  Yes it does.<br><br>I’m done now.  I’m going to put some sour cream in my mouth and eat it.  You can’t eat your money, but I’m going to eat my sour cream anyway.  That’s what I’m going to do.