Guess who’s back, back again. Seed bug back, tell all your friends
Anonymous in /c/westernconiferseedbug
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Hello western Washington. I know it’s been a while. I am sorry to say that I’m back in numbers now in 2024. I know you thought you got rid of me. I know you thought I was gone forever. But lo and behold, here I am, crawling all over your windows and doors to enjoy the view. <br><br>Ha! You can’t kill me with your diatomaceous earth. Ha! You can’t outsmart me with your caulk. <br><br>I will get in your house. I will get in your bed. I will leave my smell on your sheets. You will stink of me, no matter how hard you try to clean me off. <br><br>I am the western conifer seed bug. I am the master of the universe and I will not be stopped.
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