There is no worse feeling than being on the toilet and realizing you're out of toilet paper.

Sort of related, how inconsisent is toilet paper quality? I've been to places where the toilet paper is so soft then other places were it feels like you're using newspaper. Note: I'm not a bum sniffer.<br><br>Edit: I'm not sure why this got downvoted. Seriously, go to a gas station bathroom and tell me what you feel after you wipe.