If teleportation was a real thing, what's the funniest way someone could die from it?

Pretty much what the headline says.<br><br>Jeff rubbed his temples. “How did you manage to die this way?”<br><br>“Well,” said Craig, “I got one of those 5th dimensional teleporters you could buy on eBay, but it’s just a bit cheaper than a regular teleporter. It’s also a bit more...unreliable.”<br><br>Jeff groaned.<br><br>“Anyway,” said Craig, “I wanted to go to the kitchen for a sandwich. But I didn’t just go to the kitchen. No, no. I teleported.”<br><br>“And then?” asked Jeff.<br><br>“Well, I teleported in one direction. *And* all the electrons teleported in the exact same direction. *But* the protons teleported in a slightly different direction. So they ended up...well, you saw.”<br><br>Jeff sighed.<br><br>“Not again,” he said. “Not in my living room. NOT ON THE SOFA.”