What is the most absurd reason you heard that a female dumped you?

So what is the most absurd reason you heard that a female dumped you. So I went through a breakup recently and I never done anything wrong ever like I was literally the most loving, caring boyfriend that any girl could ever ask for but she dumped me over the fact that she was tired of me spelling her name wrong. So I would try to spell her name but she would correct me and get mad at me for not spelling her name right. I was killed when she broke up with me and other girls aren’t even interested in me.