CHCHICKEN LITTLE WENT TO THERAPY

CHCHICKEN LITTLE WENT TO THERAPY<br><br>What, you know the classic one about the chick owl that cried wolf and all the animals were like, "fuck you little chick owl" and the chick owl got eaten by a wolf?<br><br>But this time it was the true story of Chicken Little who went to therapy after the whole sky falling on her head thing and I'm like, "oh ok, I guess we're doing this then?" <br>**Hello Chicken Little, how can I help you today?**<br><br>Chicken Little looked at me with her beady little chicken eyes and was like, "the sky is falling." But I'm a witch and I know all about chicken little.<br><br>"What did you do?" I asked.<br><br>"I was picking berries and something dropped on my head, I thought it was the sky falling but then all of the animals in the forest followed me because they thought the sky was falling, and then they all laughed at me and started calling me Chicken Little."<br><br>I was like, "yes, well you cried wolf and everyone got really excited and then you embarrassed them. But really, that was just an acorn. Why do you think the sky is falling?"<br><br>"It just felt like it," she said.<br><br>"Do you remember feeling scared before?"<br><br>"Well, my entire family was murdered when I was just a chick when a hawk swooped down and picked them up and flew away."<br><br>"Oh, I'm so sorry chicken little, that must have been really scary and sad."<br><br>"I didn't even get to say goodbye. I was just wandering around looking for them when the farmer picked me up and put me in a box with some other chickens. It was so tight in there and I was so sad and alone." <br><br>"When I was a witch, we didn't have an animal shelter for witches. They used to lock us in tiny cages and keep us in an underground dungeon with a cauldron over a fire for the witch hunts. It was terrible and many of us died there, so I understand what it's like. Maybe you're just afraid of being alone, or feeling scared and vulnerable?"<br><br>"That's probably it. I just get so scared sometimes and don't know what to do. It feels like the whole world is crashing down around me."<br><br>"Well, I want you to practice some grounding exercises. When you feel like the sky is falling, I want you to sit down and take a deep breath and touch the ground and remind yourself that the sky is not actually falling and when you're done practicing that, we will work on communication skills so you won't be quite so chicken when you talk to the other animals."<br><br>"Thank you so much witch. I'm glad I came here."<br><br>"You're welcome Chicken Little. Come back on Friday."