I had zero sex as a teenager. I had sex all the time in my 20s and 30s. Early 40s now, and I've lived a whole fucking life. No regrets, been there done that, bought the t shirt and memorabilia. I can be over with this shitshow whenever it wants.

My parents were dysfunctional as hell. I grew up drinking and smoking and stealing and lying to get what I wanted. I lived in the woods and had dozens of friends. We'd have keg parties and fistfights and all the girls loved me because I was the life of the party. I got my heart broke a few times but I broke a few hearts too. I had my first drink at 14, lost my virginity at 16. Had a daughter at 18. Smoked cigarettes and weed by 10. Was arrested 8 times by 19. Lived in 9 states before I was 20. Ran away from home at 14. Fucked 1000 women in my 20s and 30s. Had an insane sex life. Ate pussy by the pound. Got a few abortions. Never been faithful. I've been to rehab twice, jail 4 times. I've been a boss, an employee, an entrepreneur, an artist. I've hiked the Rocky Mountains and eaten pizza by the ocean with a woman I didn't love all while toking on a crack pipe. I've been broke, poor, and rich. <br><br>Envying men who are having the prime of their lives and sleeping with loads of women just seems so fucking empty. Watching society crumble while lamenting my sex life sounds so fucking boring. I don't regret one moment of my life. All the lows were worth it.