Why do people like Jack Daniel’s?

Jack Daniel’s is the #1 selling whiskey in the world. Jack Daniel’s is the #1 selling American whiskey in the world. 16 million cases of Jack Daniel’s are sold annually. Jack Daniel’s is available in 160 countries. Jack Daniel’s is over 180 years old. <br><br>But it’s not very good. In fact, it’s downright horrible. Now, I’ve had my fair share of Jack as I’m sure a lot of you have. I’ve had it in college, I’ve had it out of college. I’ve had Jack daniels honey edition, Jack Daniel’s fire, Jack Daniel’s Sinatra, Jack Daniel’s gentleman Jack, Jack Daniel’s single barrel, Jack Daniel’s single barrel barrel proof, Jack Daniel’s rye, Jack Daniel’s single barrel rye, Jack Daniel’s single barrel rye barrel proof, Jack Daniel’s scotch, Jack Daniel’s barrel proof. And let me tell you… it’s all fucking garbage. <br><br>All of it is bottom-shelf. All of it has a harsh ethanol finish. All of it is poor quality. All of it is overpriced. All of it is complete and utter bullshit. Jack Daniel’s is not whiskey, it’s fucking kerosene. <br><br>Why the hell does anyone like Jack Daniel’s? Has society as a whole just brainwashed us into thinking Jack Daniel’s is good? Jack Daniel’s is not good. Jack Daniel’s is not even okay. Jack Daniel’s is bad. All of it. Every last bit of it. Jack Daniel’s is so fucking bad, I wouldn’t give it away for free. Jack Daniel’s is so fucking bad, I’d dip it on my balls and light it on fire so I can get a good laugh. Jack Daniel’s is so fucking bad, I’d rather drink a bottle of Laphroaig. Jack Daniel’s is so fucking bad, I wouldn’t let a homeless person drink it. Jack Daniel’s is so fucking bad, I’d rather drink Johnny walker blue. Jack Daniel’s is so fucking bad, I’d rather get a root canal without anesthesia. Jack Daniel’s is so fucking bad, I’d rather have my dick amputated with a rusty saw than drink a bottle of Jack Daniel’s.