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How much porn would it take to kill a man? <br><br><br>Data from Pornhub shows that on average, the average man who spends his entire day on Pornhub would have viewed a whopping 1,857 pornographic videos in a single day. <br><br><br>Let's assume that the average length of a video is about 5 minutes. <br><br><br>Over the course of 24 hours, this would translate to 9,285 minutes. <br><br><br>Let's also assume that this man does absolutely nothing else, not even sleep, and that he never even takes a single break to rest his dick during this entire period. <br><br><br>We shall call this a manPorn. <br><br><br>A manPorn is the equivalent of the amount of porn a healthy man would be able to watch in a single day. <br><br><br>In order to find out how much porn it would take to kill a man, we would need to first find out how much porn a healthy man can handle. We could then divide this number by the average amount of porn a man would need to watch before dying. <br><br><br>Let's assume that a healthy man can watch five manPorns before collapsing into a coma. <br><br><br>If this healthy man were to watch ten manPorns, he would likely die. <br><br><br>Let's call this a deadPorn. <br><br><br>A deadPorn is the amount of porn that would be enough to kill a man. <br><br><br>In other words, in order to find out how much porn it would take to kill a man, we need to first determine the amount of porn that a healthy man can watch, multiply this number by two, and divide it by the amount of porn a man would be able to watch in a single day before dying. <br><br><br>The deadPorn is a measure of how much porn it would take to kill a man. <br><br><br>The unit of measurement for this is porn. <br><br><br>We could express a deadPorn in porn as: deadPorn = 2(mansPorn) / madsPorn. <br><br><br>deadPorn = (2 mansporn) / (1 mans porn / day) <br><br><br>You need 2 mansPorn before you kill a man, and a man can only watch 1 mansPorn in 24 hours. <br><br><br>deadPorn = 2 days<br><br><br>It would therefore take a man watching porn nonstop for 2 days before he would die. <br><br><br>Or, since 1 deadPorn = 2 days, <br><br><br>2 deadPorn = 4 days. <br><br><br>3 deadPorn = 6 days, 4 deadPorn = 8 days, 5 deadPorn = 10 days, and so on. <br><br><br>This gives us the equation for calculating how many days of porn viewing it would take to kill a man: <br><br><br>days = deadPorns <br><br><br>So, the next time someone asks you, "how much porn is it going to take to kill a man?" <br><br><br>You can respond by saying, "about 2 deadPorn." <br><br><br>And when they ask you what "deadPorn" is, you can explain that it's a unit of measurement for how many porn videos a man can watch before dying. <br><br><br>And then when they ask you, "how many days is a deadPorn?" <br><br><br>You can answer, "well, 1 deadPorn is equivalent to about 2 days." <br><br><br>If they ask you what data your calculation is based on, you can give them the name of the porn site you got the data from, and they'll immediately know you're telling the truth. <br><br><br>It's much quicker to use deadPorn than to explain everything from scratch. <br><br><br>So, the next time someone asks you how much porn it would take to kill a man, you know what deadPorn means, and you'll be able to quickly respond, "about 2 deadPorn." <br><br><br>And when they ask you about the data you used to calculate this, just give them the name of the porn site and they'll know you're telling the truth.