I’ve been using my girlfriends sexuality to stop people from hitting on her without her knowledge

I am gay, and I have been given explicit permission by my girlfriend of 5 years to go out and explore my sexuality. I am in a very open relationship (poly at one point), and we trust each other implicitly.<br><br>She does get hit on a lot, and I have had to intervene on multiple occasions to keep her safe. I would stand up and claim we were together, and most guys, when they called me sir, immediately apologised and backed off.<br><br>Well tonight I was out at a bar with her at uni, and she was being hit on again. I went up to the guy, clarified he was hitting on her, and when he confirmed I let him know we were together.<br><br>He immediately got angry at me, called me a “fucking poofta” and a “dirty black cunt” (I’m brown, not black, but racism never cares about the details right?)<br><br>So I doubled down. I kissed him, full on the mouth in front of his friends. I told him to get the fuck out and leave my girlfriend alone or I would call the police.<br><br>I told my girlfriend what I did when we got back to our apartment, and she laughed. Not quite the reaction I had expected, but I am glad she wasn’t mad.<br><br>I just wanted to share my story. How have you used your sexuality to win the day? Feel free to share.<br><br>Edit: wow, this has not expected to blow up like it has. I am overwhelmed, but grateful for everyone’s kind attention and words. I really wasn’t looking for anything more than to share a funny story, and you all gave it so much more.<br><br>Thank you all.