Does anyone else find shower sex unrealistic and disappointing?

Men so often fantasize about this — the shower, the sex, and the pissing! But in reality, the water is either too hot or too cold, and he’s likely to slip and sprain his ankle. I mean, how can you even do it when it’s cold? I have to be in the right mood for sex, and I can’t be bothered to perform sexual acts while my feet are numb.