I sold my soul to buy a PS4

"In exchange for a PS4 you will sell your soul to me, never to be returned. It can never be purchased back," the contract said. <br><br>I read it over eleven times, but still couldn't quite contain my excitement. I had always wanted to play *The Last of Us* without terrible graphics. I had always wanted to play Overwatch, without it being held back by my one uninvited bed and two desk CPUs. <br><br>I took a deep breath and signed the contract. <br><br>I left the store with a crisp new PS4, a copy of *The Last of Us*, and *no soul*. It's been a week since I've felt real emotion. I can't explain it, I can only feel it. I feel hollow. A void within me has never been filled, and I've never felt more terrible. <br><br>I've never felt more terrible. <br><br>I've never felt more terrible. <br><br>I've never felt more terrible...<br><br>I won't make this mistake again. <br><br>Edit: I'd love to show you guys the receipt I got. I unfortunately can't find the person who sold me the PS4, but I'd be more than happy to show you the receipt. I don't exactly know what to do about this whole situation. I'd advise against selling your soul for a PS4, or for anything else. Sorry if this is against the rules. I'm not trying to promote anything. Thank you all for your support.