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I know this is a shoplifting subs but I don't have chambers on my smartphone and I search for help and all I can think of is you people.<br><br>I'm currently in a mcdonalds atm and I think I came in high and don't remember coming in but I'm starting to feel my heartrate going up and my adrenaline pumping and my stomach is doing flips and whenever I hear the doors swing open I'm fucking panicking. I don't know how I got here I don't know what to do and I don't remember anything just me waking up on the toilet in here. I have no recollection of anything just waking up and thinking I was in my bedroom but this epic feeling of dread hit me and I just started freaking out thinking I was in trouble but then I opened the door and I saw all these people eating and I panicked more and ran into a stall and locked the door. What should I do! I'm so scared Idk what to do !!<br><br>Edit: I think I'm sober now cuz I was able to do a king sized booger in the toilet. I don't think I can do my usual mcdonalds heist so I think I'm just going to go to the front and ask if I can buy a large fry and a 40oz and tell them that I forgot my wallet when my stomach was doing flips and I was on the toilet. Wish me luck. <br>Edit 2: I think I got really really high cuz I just unlocked the toilet door and walked out the restroom and went straight outside to the parking lot. I forgot to get my McDonald's and I didn't want to go back inside and ask them if I can get a 40 and some fries. When I got outside there was a mcdonalds employee and I thought he was gonna stop me but he was smoking a cigarette and he looked at me and I looked at him and we both just nodded at each other and kept it moving. I think I'm gonna go around the corner and smoke another blunt and has and plan on what to do next. Maybe I'll get my McDonald's or maybe I'll go to Wendy's. Idk.<br><br>Edit 3: I went around the corner and was smoking a blunt and now it's 5:40 so I think I'm gonna hit up my stint spot that I usually hit on Friday nights. I was thinking about hitting up Walmart but I don't have my shoplifting app with me so I'm just gonna go to my usual spot (Target) and get the same 2 bottles of liquor so I can just follow my same escape and I won't have to forget anything. I don't think I can handle anymore excitement for tonight and i would like to just go home and go to bed and try to get this whole day over with. I'm just thinking about the liquor and that's what matters at this point. I'm just gonna go get the liquor and go home and put my headphones on and forget today ever happened.<br><br>Edit 4: I just arrived at Target and there's a lot of fucking people. I'm sitting in my car right now smoking a blunt and I'm looking around and there's working people and I think they're having some fucking meeting inside the store. They're all wearing their work shirts and they're just standing and talking near the entrance where I always go in and out. It's loud as fuck outside too there's so many people talking. I can't focus and I just started to do this drive by and some nigger out his window yelled out at me "Yooo, what's good bro". I don't like a lot of people and I don't like unexpected interaction with strangers. I'm thinking about just going home and calling it a night and trying again tomorrow. I don't want to go home though bc I live in a trailer and it's freezing and I don't want to wait until tomorrow bc right now I'm a fucking alcoholic. I'm thinking of going to Walmart but that's out of the way and I have to take the highway. I just want to get this the fuck over with. Idk what to do<br><br>Edit 5: I just drove around the block super slow and the employees went inside the store. I just parked in the parking lot and I'm sitting in here thinking about if I should go thru with it. I'm still high and the adrenaline is still pumping so I think I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna follow the same escape I always do and I'm not going to think about anything and just do it.<br><br>Edit 6: I'm currently walking towards the store and I'm walking and I don't see anyone out and I'm just walking and I'm walking and I feel like Spider-Man. I just walked in and it was empty and there was a greeter lady at the front and she said hi and I said hi and I'm walking towards the liquor and the lady is still standing there. I'm here!! I'm by the liquor and the coast is clear!! I'm unzipping my Carhartt and I'm putting the bottle in and it's a beautiful day!! I have it in my jacket and I'm moving towards the side door and I can feel the weight of the bottle and I feel like a superhero!! I'm at the door and I'm opening it and I'm walking thru it. I'm outside and I'm walking to my car!! People are walking by and I just say hey and they say hey back and I'm telling myself I'm not guilty!! I'm opening my car door and I'm opening and closing it and I'm in the car and I'm turning the key and blasting the music and I'm in traffic and I'm driving side to side bc I'm high as fuck and nobody is following me and I'm throwing back that liquor and I'm driving so fucking high bc I thought I was a superhero but I didn't know it was 6:20 and rush hour traffic hits at 6. I'm driving across 4 lanes bc I'm on my 4th king sized booger of the day and I'm swerving across traffic and I don't know how I made it out alive but I'm calling this one as a win!!!!
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