Corned Beef and Cheese Sandwiches at McDonald's

I noticed over the last few months that McDonald's now has corned beef and cheese sandwiches on the menu.<br><br>What do you know about corned beef? <br><br>A snarky reply from a friend of the family, from a long time ago, has stuck with me my entire life.<br><br>Friend of the family: "Corned beef sandwiches, how do you afford to eat them?"<br><br>Me: "Well, corned beef is cheap, cheese is pretty cheap too, so you get them at the deli, slap together a sandwich, and you have cheap food."<br><br>Friend of the family: "You know what's in corned beef, right?"<br><br>Me: "Onions, garlic, spices, etc."<br><br>Friend of the family: "No...Used condoms."<br><br>Me: "What?"<br><br>Friend of the family: "One night a month, all of the delis in town get together and have a competition to see who can fuck the most condoms full of their own semen. Then they use a cheese grater to get all of the semen out of the condoms, mix it with beef, onions, garlic, spices, etc. and then you eat it."<br><br>Me: "That's fucking disgusting."<br><br>Friend of the family, President of the local deli association: "Welcome to the salt of the earth. Now go tell all of your friends not to eat at deli's anymore."<br><br>That was my entire experience with corned beef.<br><br>So now that it's at McDonald's, does anyone know what's actually in it?<br><br>&#x200B;