What the FUCK is wrong with women? (a lot to unpack here)

I honestly don't know WTF is wrong with them. I swear they're like mentally handicapped or something.<br><br>I was browsing r/Confession. As I usually do now and then. I saw a very weird comments exchange between two people.<br><br>The conversation started with a **troll**. A guy posted a confession, saying that 3 times he saw a woman's feet resting near the baggage area of a plane, and 3 times (each time) he spat on their toes, and asked his girlfriend (who was with him) if she believes it's worth washing her feet after that. The **girlfriend** said that she'd definitely wash them, and that she never rests her feet near the baggage hold because she always assumed that some sick fucks would do that.<br><br>Now, this is an **obvious fake story**. I mean, a guy does this **3 times**? With his girlfriend with him? And she's chill with it? What the fuck? This is like that one story where the guy said his girlfriend was chilling with him in his house, and *magically* another hot, attractive woman walked into his house naked (wtf?) to have sex with him, and his girlfriend was totally fine with it and joined in? Yeah right.<br><br>Anyway, a **REAListic** comment under the fake post caught my attention. It was a woman, replying to a comment from a guy who said he'd do that. Now, this is the comment:<br><br>* \[WOMAN\]: Ew. I never rest my feet in the overhead bin because I don't want men touching my feet. Or because someone might drip something on them. You should not do this. It's so gross. Everyone on the plane has already walked through security. These aren't bad men and woman and children. <br>* \[GUY\]: Honestly I’d rather someone spit on my feet than touch them Idk if you’re into that but to me it’s very weird. <br>* \[WOMAN\]: He’s not going to spit on them when they’re in his lap. He’s going to do it when they’re in the overhead bin and he can’t reach them. <br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>Now, here's the issue. **WOMEN ARE FUCKING DELUSIONAL.**<br><br>* She thinks that random men are going to be touching her feet when they're resting in the lower spaces of the plane. **WHY**? Do women seriously think about this? What the fuck is wrong with them? <br>* She thinks that leaving her feet **lower** and **more accessible** to everyone around her is better? I thought women loved having their feet rested up high? <br>* She thinks the guy is going to touch feet when they're on someone's lap? Also, **WHY**? Even if someone *wanted* to, why would they? Who does this?<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>I swear women are on a totally different planet.