I'm not saying I saw a drone in my bedroom last night, but I'm not saying I didn't.

I went to bed at 10.30. Woke up at 12.30. I know this because I remember the clock turning over. I remember this because I remember going to the loo and then when I got back into bed. I'm certain of this. There was a drone in the bedroom, hovering by the window. The humming noise from the drone woke me up. It was a small drone, about the size of a dinner plate. It appeared to be solid black and had blue lights flashing on the bottom corners. There were two dots on the base which were lights that were bright white and appeared to be like eyes. It seemed to be looking at me. I heard the sound of the drone before it appeared in my room. I heard the sound of a window gently opening. I heard the drone hovering above the bed before it moved closer to me and hovered above my chest. I felt the heat from the lights when it moved above my chest. I reached for my phone on the bedside table and as I did the drone moved back towards the window. I fumbled with my phone as I was trying to turn on the light on it and I heard the drone move back over me. I looked up and it was moving directly at my face. I seen the bright white lights for two seconds and as they moved closer I heard the window shut and the drone fly away. I heard the drone fly off into the distance. I then heard the sound of footsteps running away from my house. What the actual fuck just happened? I know I dreamt it, but I also know I didn't. It was real as anything I've experienced.