What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

I'll go first. I got married last year and during the wedding I got a little drunk and I ate too much and you know what came next. As I was walking to the car to go to the reception I let out the loudest, and wettest, fart I have ever let out. I heard 3 of my groomsmen gigsle behind me. I did not use the restroom the whole time I was there.